January is the month where all the bad decisions you made in December look at you like:
During the holidays we tend to splurge and forget that January is one very long month. By the first week of January, your account balance is already an embarrassment to look at and your constant mood is:
If this is your story, don’t worry! We have a few tips for you.
1. Look for all your debtors
Remember giving your colleague 1 thousand Naira last year? Look for him and collect it. Every naira is precious.
2. Do ‘Mogbo Moya’ at Owambes and pack enough food to last you for the coming week.
Branch every Owambe you can and pack their food. There’s nothing like pride. Broke people don’t have any pride.
3. Learn how to trek well
If you can’t walk, stay in your house. At this point, even Okada is a luxury.
4. Garri should be your go to snack
Nothing like groundnuts sha. Broke people don’t deserve groundnuts.
5. Use your sick leave in January, so you don’t have to spend money on transport
If you find that you don’t have any money for transport. Just take your sick leave now.
6. When things seem too tough, go and meet your parents for help
At least, they can feed you for a while.
7. Finally, when January’s salary finally hits your account, use your sense
If not, you’d end up living like a pauper throughout the year
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